Mai Esi Mohabbat Karta Hon

nakam nahe naashaad nahe

mai qais nahe farhad nahe

puno bhe nahe ranjha b nahe

wamiq bhe nahe mirza bhe nahe

wo loog tu bas afsana thy

es shiddat say by'gana thay

mai zinda ek haqeqat hon

sarapa jazba-e-fulfat hon

mai tum ko dekh k jeeta hon

har lamha tum pe marta hon

mai esi mohabbat karta hon

tum kesi mohabbat kartay ho?

tum jaha bhe beth kar jatay ho

jis cheez ko hath lagatay ho

mai wahe pe betha rehta hon

us cheez ko chuta rehta hon

main aisi mohabbt karta hoon

tum kesi mohabbat karty ho

tum jis se huns k milti ho
main us ko dost banata hoon
tum jis rustay par chalti ho
main us say aata jata hoon
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karty ho

tum jin ko daykhti rehti ho
wo khuwab....sarhanay rakhta hoon
tum say milnay julnay k
kitnay hi bahanay rakhta hoon
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

kuch khuwab saja kar aankhoon main
palkon say moti chunta hoon
koi lums agar choo jaa a to
main pehroon us ko sochta hoon
main...aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

jin logon main tum rehti ho
tum jin say batain karti ho
tum jin say huns k milti ho
jo tum ko achay lagtay hoon
wohi mujh ko achy lagtay hain
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

jis bagh main subh ko jati ho
jis sabzay par tum chalti ho
jo shakh tumhain choo jati hay
jo khushboo...tum ko bhati hay
wo os tumharay chehray par
jo qatra qatra girti hai
wo titli chor k phoolon ko
jo tum say milnay aati hai
jo tum ko choonay aati hay
un sab k nazuk jazbon main
meray dil ki dharkan basti hai
miri rooh bhi shamil rehti hai
tum paas raho ya door raho
nazron main samai rehti ho
main tum ko takta rehta hoon
main tum ko sochta rehta hoon
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

jis college main tum parhti ho
jis class main bhi tum jati ho
jis kursi peh tum baythti ho
jab class wo khali hoti hai
main ja k us main baythta hoon
mai usko chuta rehta hon

jo kapi tum ne gum ke thi

mai apnay bag mai rakhna hon

gadla sa ik tissue paper
jo tum nay class main choora tha

wo mere parse mai rehta hai

wo mere lums mai rehta hai

wo makhmal hai wo deeba hai

wo chandi hai wo soona hai

wo umbar hai wo sandal hai

wo kushbo ka ek jangle hai

har manzar mai har rastay par

mai sath tumharay rehta hon
main chashm-e-tasavvur sy aksar
bus tum ko dekhta rehta hoon
bus tum ko sochta rehta hoon
main aisi mohabbat karta hoon
tum kaisi mohabbat karti ho

Kabhi zindagi me kisi ke liye mat ~RONA~

Kabhi zindagi me kisi ke liye mat ~RONA~
Kyoki wo tumhare ~AANSUON~ ke qabil nahi hoga,
Aur wo jo is ~QABIL~ hoga,
Wo tumhe kabhi ~RONE~ nahi dega.

JANE DIL KYU MACHAL JATA HAI

JANE DIL KYU MACHAL JATA HAI
DIL KA ZAKHM PHIR BHAR JATA HAI
ZAKHMOO KE ZINDAGI KA AB AFSANA BAN GAYA MEIN
TOOTA AIS QADAR KA KHUD SE INJAAN BAN GAYA MEIN
ZINDAGE KE HER AIK NAI MOOR PER AIK ZAKHAM KO MENE PAYA
UNHE ZAKHMOO SE PICHA CHURVATE CHURVATE MEIN AIS HALL MEIN AYA
MERE CHAHAT KO US SAMJHA KA YA KOI MOOM DIL HAI
MERE MOHABBAT KO US NA SAMJHA KA YEH KHOKLAI HAI
BAS MADIL KE TABIYAT ME YEH AFSARANA ALAM BHE TO NAHI HAI
ZARA JAZBATIYA DIL MAGAR ITNA BHE NAHI HAI

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Tumhara Sath Mil Jaye

Tu Har Dukh Bhool Jao Gi

Wo Kehti thi Tumhay Har Surat Apna Banao Gi

Nichawar Khuwab Kardongi

Tumharay Har Isharay Par

Kabhe Peepal Ke cha'oon Main Kabhe Nadiya Kinaray Par

Tumhay Thandak Aata Kar Dongi

Ek Barsaat Ke Manind

Bikharnay Chand Jharno Main Ulajhti Raat Ke Manind

Mujhe Tum Say Mohabbat Hai

Mai Logo Ko Batao Gi

Wo Kehti Thi Tumhay Har Surat Apna Banao Gi

Mai Chahon Gi Tumhay Jana

Umango Say Ujalon Tak

Khudi K Dasht Say Le Kar Naaye Janmo K Saalon Tak

Meri Thandi Si Tanhai

Ujarti Raat Jesi Ho

Mujhe Bas Sath Le Jana Bhalay Baarat Jesi Ho...

Mai Tumhary He Surkh Jooray Mai

Dulhan Ban K Aao Gi

Wo Kehti Thi Tumhay Har Surat Apna Banao Gi......

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Tumhay Apna Banao Gi

Bhool Jao Mujhe

Woh To Youn Tha K Hum
Apni Apni Zaroorat Ke Khatir Milay
Apnay Apnay Taqaazon Ko Pora kia
Apnay Apnay Iraadon Ke Takmeel Ke
Teera-o-Taar Khawish Ke Sanghlaakh Raahon Pe Chaltay Rahay
Phir Bhe Raahon Main Kitnay Shagufay Khilay?
Wo To Youn Tha K Barrhtay Gaye Silsilay
Werna Youn Hai k…
Hum Ajnabi Kal Bhe Thay
Ajnabi Aaj Bhe Hain
Ab Youn Hai K TUM
Her Qasam Torr Do..
Sab Zideen Chorr Do
Or Agar Youn Na Tha To Younhi Soch Lo
Tum Ne Iqraar He Kab Kia Tha K
Main TUM Se Mansoob Hoon”
Main Ne Israar He Kab Kia Tha K
Tum Ab Na Yaad Aaoo Mujhay

BHOOL JAOO MUJHAY…..

SMS#224

Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

SMS#223

Kiss me and you will see stars ....
Love me and I will give them to you.

SMS#222

I hope that you finally understand, that
I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend!

Sms Express Series part 2‏

Roz subha,meri aankh jab khulti hai,Khuda se Yehi Dua karta hon,K ap jesa dost hr aik ko miley,
.
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sirf main hee azaab kyun bhugton

Pregnant aurat ko dekh kr 1 larki boli:lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai or kiraye daar bhi aa gaya hai...!
Pregnant aurat boli;mazdur farigh hai bhejoon kya...?

Girl Ufff andar,or andar, thorha left, thorha right, thorha upar, or upar...
Boy: oyy tu chudvaa rahi hay yaa lun parking may lagwaa rahi hai...?

A couple was kissing in garden, Suddenly a dog & bitch start sex! boy:janu agar tum bura na mano tu may bhi kar lu?Girl-:ok ! par sambhal k!kutiya kaat na le...

aik sardar apni behan k kamre mai gaya tu usay plastic ka lund nazar ayaa usay dekh kar bola;
Acha" toh yeh hota hai behan ka lora;-D)

Mushraf ki niyat;-
" Niyat karta hoon 2 pathan marne ki, 6rocket fire farz, wastey Bush uncle k, Muu mera waziristan ki tarf"
Dhuzzzzzz!!!!!;-)

aik sardar ne aag bujhanay k liye phook mari tu usska paad nikal gaya, dobara phook mari,phir paad nikal gaya, gussay mein ghoom k bola; "ley tu bhjha le"

Girl; Doc sb jab main su su karti hoon tu 4 dharain nikalti hain,after checking Dr.said:4 dhar hi niklain gi,andar kisi ki pent ka button phans gaya hai

Girl-: Doctor mere boobs chotay hain, Doc-:ap ko roz aana hoga inko choos k bara kar donga
Girl-: main apna husband ko b le aaongi unki lulli B bohat choti hai,,,

doston se hai

doston se hai

Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai

Inaayat bhi doston se hai

Kaam bhi doston se hai

Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai

Armaan bhi doston se hai

Khwab bhi doston se hai

Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai

Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai

Sapne bhi doston se hain

Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yun kahun yaro

Apni to duniya hi doston se hai.....

May SMS 10

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

May SMS 9

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

May SMS 8

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.

May SMS 7

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !

May SMS 6

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

May SMS 5

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

May SMS 4

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

May SMS 3

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

May SMS 2

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

May SMS 1

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

SMS#221

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

4- App (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

4- App (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

"jis ne meri 1 hadis suni or phir dosron tak

puncha di us k liye kayamat k roz meri shafa'at wajib ho gi"

3- Hazoor (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

3- Hazoor (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

"Jo banda mujh per juma k din or juma ki raat kasrat se

durrod pak parhe ga, us ka drood pak me khud kano se suno ga"

2- Nabi Karem (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

2- Nabi Karem (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

"Libas ki sadgi emaan ki alamton me se 1 alamat hai" Abu Daud

1- Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

1- Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

"Dua k siva koi cheez taqdir k faisle ko rad nahi kar sakti aur naiki k
siwa koi cheez umer ko nahi barha sakti"

IQRAR

Anaa K Bojh Sy Hut Kar
Bujha Kar Nafratian Apni
Har Ek Chahat
Har Ek Rishtay Sy Ziada
Har Sadaqat Sy Upar
Har Ek Khuwahish
Har Ek Khuwab Say Barh Kar
Har Ke Talab Ke Chokhat Sy Bhe Uper
Har Ek Zid Say Bhe Aagy
Har Ek Rishtay Natay Ke
Tarap Say Uth Kar
Har Ek Waday Say Ziada
Har Kushi
Har Iraday Say Ziada
Mera Imaan Kehta Hai
MUJHE TUM SY MOHABBAT HAI

computer (male or female)

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

‘Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As Soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won

Whenever

*When I close my eyes
I see your face
Your smile shines so bright
I am in paradise

When I close my eyes
I can see the stars
you came into my life
Now I know where you are
When I close my eyes
You are all I see
You are heaven to me

When I close my eyes
This feeling never ends
Please guide me from this unknown
Make me your very own
When I close my eyes
I see beauty all around
I can hear the birds sing
We are walking in the sand
You are with me
holding my hand

When I open my eyes
You are really there
To take away my troubles
You do so much to care
I will keep my eyes wide open
Look at things, I did not see
We have a dream come true
It will always last with you and me.

Wo Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Tha

Wo Dil Ka Bura Na Bewafa Thaa

Bas Mujh Say Yunhi Bichar Gaya Thaa

Har Simt Ussi Ka Tazkirah Thaa

Har Dil Mai Wo Jesay Bas Raha Thaa

Mai Us Ke Ana Ka Aasra Thaa

Wo Mujh Sy Kabhe Na Routhta Thaa

Mai Dhop K Bin Bhe Jal Raha Thaa

Wo Saya-E-Abar Ban Gaya Thaa

Ek Bar Bichar K Jab Mila Thaa

Wo Mujh Sy Lipat K Roo Para Thaa

Kuch Bhe Na Us Sy Kaha Gaya Thaa

Us Ne Labon Ko Si Liya Thaa

Wo Chand Ka Humsafar Thaa Shayad

Raaton Ko Tamam Jagta Thaa

Honton Main Gulab Ki Narm Kushbo

Baton Mai Tu Sehad Gholta Thaa

Kehnay Ko Juda Thaa Mujh Sy Laken

Wo Meri Ragon Mai Gunjta Thaa

Us Ne Jo Kaha Kiya Wo Dil Ne

Inkar Ka Kis Me Hosla Thaa

Yun Dil Mai Thi Yaad Us Ki Jesay

Masjid Main Chiragh Jal raha Thaa

Mat Pocho Hijaab K Qareenay

Wo Mujh Pe Bhe Kam He Khul Saka Thaa

Us Din Mera Dil Bhe Thaa Paryshan

Wo Bhe mere Dil Say Kuch Khafa Thaa

mai Bhe Thaa Dara Hoa Sa Lekin

Rang Us Ka Bhe Kuch Ura Ura Thaa

Ek Khoof Sa Hijar Ke Ruton Ka

Dono Pe Moheet Ho Chala Thaa

Ek Rah Say Mai Bhe Tha Guryzan

Ek Mor Pe Wo Bhe Ruk Gaya Thaa

Ek Pal Mai Jhapak Gai Jo Ankhain

Manzar Wo Dosra Thaa

Socha Tou Thehar Gaya Zamana

Dekha Tu Wo Dur Ja Chuka Thaa

Kadmon Se Zameen Sirak Gai Thi

Suraj Ka Bhe Rang Sanwla Thaa

Chalty Hue Log Bhe Ruk Gaye Thay

Thehra Hoa Shehar Ghumta Thaa

Sehmay Hue Pair Kanptay Thay

Paton Mai Hiras Rengta Thaa

Rakhta Thaa Mai Jis Mai Khuwab Apnay

Wo Kanch Ka Ghar Chatakh Gaya Thaa

Hum Dono Ka Dukh Tha Ek Jesa

EHSAS MAGAR JUDA JUDA THAA....!

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